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My last year of high school starts in less than a week so here have a dumb meme with stereotypical questions 

stolen from this funny, cute shit :iconhappyface9000: 

EMO
[ ] I cry a lot. 
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday
[ ] I write sad poetry. 
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace/Facebook pics are black or white or angled. 
[ ] I wear many band shirts. 
[ ] No one understands me. 
[/] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner. 
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black 
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes. 
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'. 
Total: 0.5

NERD 
[/] I have straight A's. (I usually have all A's and like one or two high-ish B's--usually in math. Last year I ended the year with an A in math though and I was happy.) 
[ ] I wear glasses.  
[ ] I always do my homework and study. 
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. 
[ ] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'. 
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime. 
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school. 
[x] I always follow the rules. 
[/] I'm shy around the opposite sex. 
[/] I'm always on the computer.
[/] I've never had beer or cigarettes. 
[ ] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar. 
[/] I read a lot. (not near as much as i used to *cries*)
[/] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total: 6

REBEL
[ ] I always speak my mind. (haha no)
[/] I have 0% of school spirit.
[ ] F*ck you, I won't do what you tell me! 
[ ] I stand up for what I think is right. 
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors. 
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures. 
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people. 
[ ] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[ ] I don't give a sh*t what people think of me. 
[ ] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'. 
[ ] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[ ] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken. 
Total: 0.5

JOCK
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams. (uhhh does marching band count???)
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket. (psh my letterman is for choir)
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular. 
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet. (ha i wish)
[ ] I eat a lot. 
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades. 
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports. 
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
 ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 

COMEDIAN
[/] I'm funny. (but not really)
[ ] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious. ( at least i think i have)
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks. 
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol. 
[x] I mostly get along with everybody. 
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly. 
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 4.5 

SHY
[ ] I don't have a lot of friends. 
[/] I don't talk too much. 
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am. (i have no idea
[/] People have told me I need to talk more. 
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom
[x] I never participate in class discussions. 
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[/] I talk quietly. (I think?)
[/] People have called me shy or quiet.
[/] I usually let others decide for me. 
[/] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation. (i kind of just eavesdrop) 
Total: 6

GOTHIC
[ ] I wear black. 
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale. 
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[ ] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings. (i mean Tim Burton's cool)
[ ] I don't like people. 
[ ] I only go out during the night. 
[ ] I have black fingernails. 
[/] I wear a long black coat. (I have a black trench coat I wear in the winter. I do love me some good-looking dark trench coats though.)
[ ] I also wear big black boots. 
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies. 
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[ ] I love black humor. 
[ ] I love pain.
[ ] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people 
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers. 
[ ] People are scared of me. 
Total: 0.5

WEIRDO
[x] I talk to myself.
[ ] I say really random things all the time/have to say it out loud. 
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me. 
[ ] I walk really funny.
[ ] I have a very different sense of style. 
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often. 
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself. (I argued with myself about Doctor Who plot holes yesterday.)
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets 
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery. 
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks. 
[ ] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing. 
[ ] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused. 
Total: 2

ANTISOCIAL
[ ] I hate/dislike most people.
[ ] I prefer to be alone. 
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare 
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me. 
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all learn their lesson. 
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary. On the computer... 
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone. 
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly. 
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak. 
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth. 
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp4 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.  
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner. 
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 0 

SKATER
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun. (I've bought like two things from there.)
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk. 
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games
[ ] I have shaggy hair. 
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear only skater shoes.
[/] I always wear hoodies. 
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder. 
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans. 
[ ] Tony Hawks games win.  
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 0.5 

GANGSTER/HOOD
[/] I say 'yo'. 
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.  
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low. 
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[ ] I'm a thug. 
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.  
[ ] I steal/have stolen before
[ ] I freestyle. 
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch. 
[ ] I'm white but I act black. 
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my nigs.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out. 
Total: 0.5


BULLY
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money. 
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an a**hole. 
[ ] People have called me a bully. 
[ ] I have beat someone up before. 
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me. 
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking. 
[x] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me. 
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm taller than most people my age. 
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes. 
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school. 
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking. 
Total: 0.5

GAMER
[ ] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy. 
[ ] DDR & Guitar Hero 
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game. 
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games. 
[ ] I even play a lot of computer games. 
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often. 
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games
[ ] All I talk about is video games. 
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before 
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games. 
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[ ] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[ ] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most. 
[ ] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity. 
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game. 
Total: 0 

GIRLY
[/] I have long hair. (gettin there)
[ ] I wear make up every day. 
[ ] I carry a purse.  
[X] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider. 
[ ] I paint my nails 
[/] I use perfume 
[/] I keep my nails clean/shaped 
[x] I shower regularly 
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom (I took ballet when I was really little does that count?)
[/] I like to accessorize 
[ ] I like flowers.
[/] I don't like to be outdoors
[x] I'm more like my mother than my father. 
[/] I like hanging out with girls than boys.  
[x] I like going to the mall/shopping. 
[/] I watch my weight/count calories. 
[x] I plan outfits ahead of time 
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice. 
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day 
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc 
Total: 8.5

BOYISH
[ ] I have short hair. 
[ ] I hate doing laundry. 
[ ] I like war type video games. 
[ ] I like playing or watching sports
[ ] People say I have a deep voice. 
[ ] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[ ] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me. 
[ ] There's only two emotions 
[ ] I shower only when I start to notice I stink
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot. 
[x] My room isn't neat. 
[/] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers. 
[ ] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs. 
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight. 
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[ ] I don't read 
[ ] I don't ask for help even if I need it. (sometimes i don't because i'm afraid i'll look stupid)
Total: 1.5

Looks like I'm a shy, girly nerd. 
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omfg cute girly everyone is gettin girly