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Published: Dec 30, 2014

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1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Eh, not really. Not for me anyway.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

If it's a good one, yes.

3. Are you a virgin?

Yes.

4. Are you in a relationship?

Nope.

5. Are you in love?

Nope.

6. Are you single this year?

Yes. I've been single every year.

7. Can you commit to one person?

Probs, yeah.

8. Describe your crush.

Oops, I don't have one.

9. Describe your perfect mate.

Kind, thoughtful, chivalrous, cute, makes me laugh, intelligent, reassuring, more confident than me, sings around me (sings to me) even though they might feel their voice is pedestrian (i'll chuckle and reassure them i love it as i hum along with them, trying and failing to harmonize), doesn't mind my clinginess, doesn't mind that i talk too much during movies
shut up, ashley

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Possibly.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

If I ever find the right person, yes.

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

Depends on the betrayal. Depends on the person.

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Sometimes, yes.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Didn't you already ask me this? I do not.

15. Do you have any piercings?

Not really anymore. The ones on my ear from years ago have closed up.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

No.

17. Do you like kissing in public?

As long as it's not too much. Small, occassional pecks, sure.

20. Do you shower every day?

I might skip a day here or there, but, for the most part, yes.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Probably, yes.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I'm flattered if they are. Unless they're thinking about creepy shit.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Psh, yes.

24. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?

Probably not.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Eh, I'm fine at the moment. If the right person comes along, I won't necessarily object, but I'm good for now. Got other shit to focus on. Like college. ~~oh shit i only have one semester left of high school oh shit i should be applying for scholarships~~

26. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?

Yes. .w.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Yes. uwu

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Never had anyone to be cheated on by. So no.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Never had anyone to cheat on.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

Please make my thighs and my butt less fat, thank you.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Mmm, I don't think so.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

On which end? If it's the end I think we're talking about, then no.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

haha no

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Again, no.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Never kissed, so no.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Nope.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

It's hard to hate something that never happened.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?

I guess not???

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?

Probably, but not seriously.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Not really a poem, but yes.

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

Ha, no.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

Hell if I know.

43. How long was your longest relationship?

Nonexistant.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Exactly 0.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

Also 0.

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

Nada.

47. How old are you?

17 (I leeearrned the truth at seeeventeeeen that looove was meant for beeeaaauuuty queens-- Ashley, stop)

48. If the person you like says they like someone what would you do?

Be supportive of this hypothetical person. And then sigh and pout about it in private.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

I get to skip this question then.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

This "love" hasn't happened yet, so I don't know.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

Yes.

52. Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?

I don't think so.

53. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?

No???

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Yes.

55. Share a relationship story.

Uhhhh.

56. State 8 facts about your body:

- I have pretty small hands.
- My legs are my least favourite part of me.
- My eyelashes are somewhat long, I suppose.
- I've never really had a problem with acne (knock on wood).
- People tell me my skin is soft.
- I have exactly 0 eyebrow game.
- I have a "pear" shape.
- I have chronic split ends.

57. Things you want to say to an ex:

You don't exist so

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Really dumb shit.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

I'm too lazy. Just go look at my page thing.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

haha

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Superficial shit.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

Uhhhhh i don't know???

63. What is your definition of "having sex"

Um...

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Doing something relationship-like with someone other than who you're dating.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Uh.

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

I actually don't think I'd be into roleplay. The idea doesn't really appeal to me.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Something cute you know I'll enjoy.

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Panromatic??? Demisexual??? With a preference for men??? I think???

69. What turns you on?

70. What turns you off?

ignorance and rudeness and aggressiveness

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

Whoa, calm down.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

Hell, I don't know.

73. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you?

Write for me. Tell me how much I mean to you. Take me somewhere I love. Make me my favourite food. Sing to me.

74. What's the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Nice face.

75. What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?

People have done lots of sweet things.

76. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?

I'm actually not sure.

77. What's your opinion on age differences in relationships?

As long as it's not creepy and it's all good and consenual, I think you're fine.

78. What's your dirtiest secret?

Uh, I read ridiculous amounts of fanfiction.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

Recently. Just something childish about a friend. I know he can't help but speak of him. I know he can't help but spend all the time he can with him. But still.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Yesterday.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

My mother. (Cheesy, I know.)

83. Who was your first kiss with?

No one. Never have these lips been touched by other lips.

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

Hard for something that never happened to fail.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

Possibly. Depending.